Empires Mod FAQ

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What is the best way to describe Empires Mod ?

Empires Mod is an orgasmic experience atkin to listening to Clay Aiken for the very first time. Imagine him naked, OOOOOOHH YESS! GOD, YES!!!!!! No. Fuck you.

What games are Empires Mod similar to ?

WHY DO YOU GIVE A SHIT!? FUCK YOU! JUST DOWNLOADING THE MOTHERFUCKING MOD!

How much does the mod cost ?

The full version is expected to be released in commercial format, costing at least 59 bucks. YEAH YOU GOT DAT MONAY HONNEYYY YEAHHHHH. Ahaahhaahah, just kidding. It's free you fucking douche, now go to the fucking download site and get your fucking ass over there right NOW AND DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING GAME!!!

Who is currently developing the mod ?

Abu Muhammad Jamal Khafir, a 17 year old student from Albania.

Where can I join an Empires Mod Clan ?

We have a Clan Listing here. This probably won't grow in the coming months so if you don't find a clan you like there, check again in a few weeks or while dying, maybe there will be some more clans by then. Meanwhile, why not start your own! Of course, if you start your own, how do you KNOW it'll get off the ground? The answer is you don't, so fuck you.

Why can't I find any aircraft ?

This is still a Beta version, Aircraft will be included with an upcoming patch, which will be horribly buggy and cause monkeys to be accidentally sent to you VIA Morocco. Sorry.

Why is the game unstable at times?

Empires is currently in public beta, which means that it is not complete. If you see a bug, report it, because Lord knows we never saw this motherfucker before! Fuck you.

Where can I download some custom maps ?

Usually they suck. So fuck you.

Where can I find out even more about Empires Mod ?

Read the fucking manual.

In short, fuck you.