User:The Buttery Lobster

I'm a huge fan of Empires and will attempt to support the mod in any way short of teaching myself how to program (I'm still learning how to not suck at mapping) or send people money. (Although I don't THINK it's illegal to send people booze using federal mail systems.)

I would like to join an Empires clan, but before I do I'm going to buy a microphone for communication.

I go by the name The Buttery Lobster on pretty much any internet activity, be it game or forum or otherwise. (except, you know, that other stuff. You know what I'm talking about.) I've yet to see another person use the same moniker, and that's the way I likes it.

I enjoy messing with newbies (in a STRICTLY friendly and laid-back joking manner) before I help them out however I can, and I enjoy screwing with noobs and griefers (in a manner which causes them as much emotional pain and suffering as possible).

skill levels

Infantry Combat: Good

Vehicle Combat: Average

Commanding: Poor

Current Arch-Rival/Nemesis: See empires forum profile. Varies on a weekly basis.